Kelsey likes to keep it real. He likes to bang on the drums real hard, and he likes to keep it real. Kelsey's beard is prosthetic. He had it attached after a terrible chin robbery where he lost most of his chin but not his sense of humor. Though the chin was recovered by police in a sting on a black market chin operation, his favorite body part was damaged beyond repair. Luckily, the chin was covered by his insurance...and shortly there-after by his new prosthetic beard.
Patrick once dreamed of being a cosmonaut before he remembered that he wasn't particularly fond of heights; he then considered becoming a cowboy, but found the long hours on horseback between shootouts tedious. Despondent and without job prospects, the 25 year old Patrick turned his attention to music. Eventually, he made the acquaintance of the rest of the Golden Idols and his new purpose became, "not to fuck it up".
This is Trevor's sad face. He was super depressed on the day this photo was taken because he had just found out that the Care Bears actually aren't very caring at all in real life; unfortunately success got to them. Someday, this picture will replace the painting of the crying clown as the saddest image of all time.
Jewel likes to party; she likes to boogie, but if you get a boogie while at one of her parties, please put it in a tissue and dispose of it. Jewel goes to work by jet pack, which is great except when there is a lot of traffic. Jewel is also the body guard for the band. If you come looking for trouble, she will end you.